Tuesday, September 13, 2011

I assume you're a douche

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You know what happens when you assume? You make me end up using stupid cliches like this one!


So when you assume that I don't know what it means when you ask me if my pearl necklace is real and then giggle under your breathe... I'M going to assume you still live at home with mommy, your teddy and your blankie and your favorite pastime is Dora the Explorer and sucking on your thumb... OH, and you're not going to get the job!

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