Do you want some formula with that whine?

If you're old enough to work, then you're old enough to not have to have mommy call out of work for you. Period.

Only time it's acceptable to have mama bear call us for you, is if she is holding you so close that it makes for a good office joke:

"I'm calling out for my little shnookums because my sweetie has a runny nose and he wont wash his hands enough on his own."

Maybe it's time to change the background picture of your cell phone from your mom to... anything else, let go of her skirt hem, grow a pair and CALL ME YOURSELF TO PATHETIC KITTEN!