Many times we have to preform drug screens before people can get to work. People pass, people fail, it's a way of life... but the real gems are the ones who lie about it. I'm not dumb - yes I might be wearing this suite to work, and I might talk to you like I have a stick up my ass, but most of it is just an act... I went to college, I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU ! The best lie I've heard in some time was:
"my roommates girlfriend had been making pot brownies and i was eating them all week with icecream and had no idea there was pot in them!"
Thats F-Awesome, maybe next time jackass.
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