Welcome to your first Friday! Friday is a fun day because Friday is the oh-so-sweet pay day! Everyone coming in to pick up their checks makes the questions endless, repetitive, and extremely entertaining.
New Employee: "Do you pay in cash?"
Me: No, we only pay in Trident Layers, "No sir, this is a business. That is why you filled out your W-4."
New Employee: "Then how do I make this check turn into money?"
If you stick it in the pot at the end of the rainbow the leprechaun does his magic and BOOM, gold coins!
With our company you get 104 personal days a year!!! They're called Saturday and Sunday.
Friday, August 19, 2011
PAYdream Believer
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